Potential Mike Singletary Motivation Techniques


Singletarys Motivation

Singletary's Motivation

Remember when Mike Singletary dropped his pants during half-time against the Seahawks last year to motivate his team in his first game as coach? Well he is in full control now and entering his first training camp and first NFL season he has to top himself somehow. Here are my predictions:

Singletary will hire former teammate William “the Refrigerator” Perry to roam the sidelines dressed only in a jock strap and any player who misses a play or does not give 100% will face the ire of the Refrig when he returns to the bench.

Singletary will threaten to move any player to Santa Clara who does not give 100%.

Singletary will threaten to trade any player to the Raiders who does not give 100%.

Singletary will threaten to bring back Mike Nolan.

Instead of sending a player to the locker room when they get an unnecessary penalty he will instead send him to the upper-deck of Candlestick Park to watch the rest of the game. They will have to take the escalators on the east side of the stadium which are known to break down.

Every time the secondary gives up a pass of 15 or more yards they will have to buy fans the cheaply priced $8 beers for the whole stadium.

If Singletary names Alex Smith the starter he will make him wear a headband and Ray-Ban’s when he starts to make him feel more comfortable naming him the starter and to give Smith some swagger ala Jim McMahon.

What are your predictions? Answer in the comments.

Tags: Alex Smith Jim McMahon Mike Nolan Mike Singletary Potential Mike Singletary Motivation Techniques William "the Refrigerator" Perry

  • http://landryhat davedallasfan

    maybe he’ll workout with him personally? i’ve heard that singletary was a workout madman. maybe he’ll workout the potential player till his eyes get as big as silver dollars and stay that way. remember when he was a line backer stareing back at the opposing qb and foamin at the mouth? man how’d you like to look at that all game long?

  • Eric Melendez

    HA, nice davedallasfan. I was trying to think of something that involved his bulging eyes.

  • http://fansided.com/ Adam

    Singletary will give that patented stare until his players openly burst into tears.

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