The 10 worst tailgate foods 49ers fans should hate (but don’t)

Tailgating at a 49ers game is a wonderful tradition, but don’t let these terrible foods ruin your game experience at Levi’s Stadium anytime soon.

Yes, I’ve been known to have absurd food takes on Twitter.

People have ridiculed and criticized my taste in different items, but hey, those are just my own opinions. You might have some favorite foods that I just happen to find disgusting. And that’s perfectly OK.

Except for the fact that food is still disgusting. And if you think I’m kidding, the below is just an example of me going light:

Alright, now that we’ve gotten the disclaimer out of the way, let’s extend my hot food takes over to the San Francisco 49ers.

More specifically, tailgating for a Niners game outside of Levi’s Stadium.

Whichever parking lot or area you are in, be sure to bring your favorite grub and eats with you to your tailgate part.

Unless, of course, you’re bringing one of these 10 horribly disgusting tailgate foods that have no business being outside Levi’s Stadium.

49ers bad tailgate food No. 10: Spinach artichoke dip

If you like spinach artichoke dip, then I believe there is something wrong with you.

For starters, spinach and artichokes are both horrendous by themselves. Eating spinach raw is boring, and cooking it down makes it look like green mush. As for artichokes? How much of it is even edible? Don’t get me started on putting artichoke hearts on your tailgate pizzas.

Then there’s making it totally worse for a pregame festivity: combining the two together into some greenish dip for crackers, chips and veggies?

And as they say, “two wrongs don’t make a right.” They don’t here either.

This dip is nasty and I would much rather eat salsa, which is also not good.