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San Francisco 49ers: 10 things that define a Niners fan

By Jeremy Wohlfart

GLENDALE, AZ - OCTOBER 01: A San Francisco 49ers fan cheers during the first half of the NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at the University of Phoenix Stadium on October 1, 2017 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
GLENDALE, AZ - OCTOBER 01: A San Francisco 49ers fan cheers during the first half of the NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at the University of Phoenix Stadium on October 1, 2017 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images) /
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SANTA CLARA, CA – NOVEMBER 05: Jimmy Garoppolo #10 of the San Francisco 49ers warms up prior to their game against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi’s Stadium on November 5, 2017 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Lachlan Cunningham/Getty Images)
SANTA CLARA, CA – NOVEMBER 05: Jimmy Garoppolo #10 of the San Francisco 49ers warms up prior to their game against the Arizona Cardinals at Levi’s Stadium on November 5, 2017 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Lachlan Cunningham/Getty Images) /

No. 9: Jimmy Garoppolo is the second coming

An obvious one, but no less legitimate for how obvious it is.

Some outsiders mocked the 49ers for giving such an inexperienced starter such a hefty contract.

We mock them for their naivety.

49er fans all know the truth. Jimmy Garoppolo is the real deal. He’ll have a career so decorated, future Hall of Famer Tom Brady will bow in deference.

Also, if the rumors are believed, a single lock of his hair cures most poisons.

It also smells like apple pie and vanilla ice cream.