What’s the best matchup for each NFL franchise based off team name alone?

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - DECEMBER 19: Tight end Heath Miller #83 of the Pittsburgh Steelers is tackled after a catch during the game at Candlestick Park on December 19, 2011 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Karl Walter/Getty Images)
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - DECEMBER 19: Tight end Heath Miller #83 of the Pittsburgh Steelers is tackled after a catch during the game at Candlestick Park on December 19, 2011 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Karl Walter/Getty Images) /
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TAMPA, FL – OCTOBER 30: Tackle Donald Penn #72 of the Oakland Raiders stares into the stands after catching a touchdown pass in the third quarter against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to tie the game at 10-10 at Raymond James Stadium on October 30, 2016 in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by Joseph Garnett Jr. /Getty Images)
TAMPA, FL – OCTOBER 30: Tackle Donald Penn #72 of the Oakland Raiders stares into the stands after catching a touchdown pass in the third quarter against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to tie the game at 10-10 at Raymond James Stadium on October 30, 2016 in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by Joseph Garnett Jr. /Getty Images) /

Oakland Raiders vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

If plundering those precious metals the 49ers and Steelers produce is your thing, strap on your peg legs, eye patches and prepare your best pirate brogue for hitting the high seas.

This, of course, would mean you’d be taking part in a showdown between the Oakland Raiders and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, right?

Oakland owns the Black Hole, while Tampa Bay’s Raymond James Stadium has a freaking pirate ship at one corner of the end zone.

Sorry, but that gives the Bucs an edge here in this NFL battle of naval supremacy. Or Super Bowl XXXVII. Just take your pick.