49ers bad tailgate food No. 7: Cauliflower bites
Why are you eating cauliflower at a tailgate? One of the worst-tasting vegetables out there, and you’re just choosing to cause bad luck to yourself.
Most vegetables are pointless, especially when you’re indulging in all kinds of non-healthy foods at a pregame party. And even if you’re trying to get your greens in there so you won’t feel all bad about what you inhaled before cheering on the red and gold, there are so many better options than cauliflower bits.
Like, hundreds of better options even if most are disgusting.
Go with the classic veggies if you’re going to do this: carrots and ranch, grilled zucchini or plain and simple celery sticks.
The last one is basically water, but you’ll want to hydrate yourself before the game anyway.