San Francisco 49ers: 5 players, coaches you’d want to be quarantined with
By Peter Panacy
No. 1: Tight End George Kittle
Most of us 49ers fans want nothing more than to be entertained during quarantine, and there are few who are as entertaining on the Niners roster than tight end George Kittle.
Seriously. Kittle is one of the funniest persons you’ll know:
For non-stop laughs, Kittle is the guy. But hanging out with Kittle would go far beyond the wild antics and wisecracks.
First, he’ll likely want you to challenge Richard Sherman in some gaming. That’s cool. But after that, Kittle will want to order up some Panda Express — seriously, it’s his favorite — from your local food-delivery service before settling in for some classic WWE reruns.
In case you weren’t aware, wrestling is one of his favorites, too.
Along the way, Kittle will probably want to prank call some other 49ers players like wide receiver Trent Taylor, think of silly gift ideas for Jimmy Garoppolo and then come up with other crazy ways to pass the time.
Seriously, you’ll be entertained and then some.
In real seriousness, though, all of us here at Niner Noise and FanSided wish for you to be safe during this pandemic. And to keep the entertainment going, please drop a line in the comments section describing which 49ers you’d want to hang out with at home.