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What’s the best matchup for each NFL franchise based off team name alone?

By Peter Panacy

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - DECEMBER 19: Tight end Heath Miller #83 of the Pittsburgh Steelers is tackled after a catch during the game at Candlestick Park on December 19, 2011 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Karl Walter/Getty Images)
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - DECEMBER 19: Tight end Heath Miller #83 of the Pittsburgh Steelers is tackled after a catch during the game at Candlestick Park on December 19, 2011 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Karl Walter/Getty Images) /
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DETROIT, MI – DECEMBER 11: Quarterback Matthew Stafford #9 of the Detroit Lions is hit by Leonard Floyd #94 of the Chicago Bears during second quarter action at Ford Field on December 11, 2016 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)
DETROIT, MI – DECEMBER 11: Quarterback Matthew Stafford #9 of the Detroit Lions is hit by Leonard Floyd #94 of the Chicago Bears during second quarter action at Ford Field on December 11, 2016 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images) /

Detroit Lions vs. Cincinnati Bengals vs. Chicgao Bears

Oh, my!

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No, Dorothy. We’re not in Kansas anymore.

So the Wizard of Oz reference is simply too good to pass up here, as this NFL matchup would feature all the lions, tigers and bears fans of the Yellow Brick Road could want on any given Sunday.

The only tricky part is figuring out how a three-way football game would go.

We’ll let your imagination come up with the solution.