Archive for the 'Rumors' Category
The Unexplained Disappearance of Drew Bader
Dear Diary,
It’s not every day you fish a half dead body out of the bay, particularly one with more bullet holes than JFK’s corpse. When we fished the body out of the San Francisco Bay, we assumed he was merely another in a long line of murdered junkies who’s time had come.
Free Agency
Here’s a quick list of potential free agents that might be 49ers might be targeting. There’s also a bonus of previous Senior Bowl MVP’s, which are actually a bit intriguing.
Also I have a spot of video for some SEC talent that are going to be in the game.
Niners to LA Poll
I wanted to let everyone know that I’ve put up a niner move to LA poll on the sidebar of ninernoise, so vote to damn the lousy LA fans the Yorks. I still say we should be allowed to keep Patrick Willis frozen in carbonite until the new Larry Ellison owned 49er team is ready. [...]




