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Have You Seen This Man?
Wanted: Missing Receiver
Vernon Davis
AKA: Stone Hands, Muscle Man, No Receptions Man, I Don’t Catch Passes Over the Middle Man, I Have More Muscle Mass Than Receiving Yards Man
Age: 24 Height: 6-3 Weight: 250 Hair: Black Dreadlocks Eyes: Brown
Last Seen:
Wandering the 49ers sidelines talking to a football asking why he stays away from him all the time.
Possible Reasons for Disappearance:
Distraught over performance as a tight end. Has only caught five passes for 87 yards in 2008 NFL season. Close to being considered a bust. Upset offensive coordinator and quarterback ignore him in practice, in the game plan and on game day.
Any information regarding Vernon Davis and his whereabouts please contact the San Francisco 49ers Organization at:
4949 Centennial Blvd.
Santa Clara, CA 95054
(408) 562-4949
Or if found please return to Mike Martz and J.T. O’ Sullivan
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