Wanted: Missing Receiver
Vernon Davis
AKA: Stone Hands, Muscle Man, No Receptions Man, I Don’t Catch Passes Over the Middle Man, I Have More Muscle Mass Than Receiving Yards Man
Age: 24 Height: 6-3 Weight: 250 Hair: Black Dreadlocks Eyes: Brown
Last Seen:
Wandering the 49ers sidelines talking to a football asking why he stays away from him all the time.
Possible Reasons for Disappearance:
Distraught over performance as a tight end. Has only caught five passes for 87 yards in 2008 NFL season. Close to being considered a bust. Upset offensive coordinator and quarterback ignore him in practice, in the game plan and on game day.
Any information regarding Vernon Davis and his whereabouts please contact the San Francisco 49ers Organization at:
4949 Centennial Blvd.
Santa Clara, CA 95054
(408) 562-4949
Eric Melendez has been a life-long 49ers fan that bleeds Red and Gold. While
growing up in Orange, CA he was behind enemy lines when the Rams played in
Anaheim in the ’80s and most of the ’90s. This however allowed him to see the 49ers
every year when they came into town as his dad had season tickets for the Rams.
Having lived in San Francisco since 2008, his appreciation for the Niners has only
grown as he is able to cheer on the 49ers with locals at the bar and attend home
games.
Eric Melendez
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