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Every NFL Fan’s Dream Comes True!

NFL Headline

It’s finally happened! The rest of the league can now breathe easy, as the Roger G. (NFL commissioner extraordinaire) has decided to be a hard ass.

Now I know this is slightly wishful thinking, and I have excessive free time on my hands since I’m unemployed. However, finding a newspaper headline generator through a search on Google makes for fun times. This is almost as good as discovering for all those funny lolcat pictures. Yes sir, I’m just an old softy for stupid funny shit.

Right now I’m watching the end of the first season of Deadwood, so I guess stupidity and vulgarity laced in with the occasional cocksucker joke tempered with 500 uses of the word fuck during each 1 hour episode.

Topics: 49ers, Funny, NFL, NFL Draft, Patriots

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