I posted this on Craigslist in Boston, and I’ll post any responses I receive from NE Patriot fans who wish to write. No telling one way or another if it will be in English or Southie gutterspeak but we’ll all learn more together. The text will be below the jump.
As promised here’s the text of the Craigslist ad:
Can you write at a 3rd grade level, drool whiskey and cheap beer down the front of your shirt? Do you whine at the drop of a hat and complain that the ’07 Pats team could have beaten the ’89 49ers 99 times out of 100? It’s not enough that you be barely literate, but we also need moronic yes-men/women (and yes if you’re female we know you’re from Boston since you’re an ugly drunk chick puking on yourself. In fact you’re probably from a new place called Dor-Cheals-Bury). If so you may be perfect to blog about the NE Patriots. So please send a 500 word (those things that look like jumbled letters above this) writing sample and we will get back to whoever does a worse job than an untrained chimpanzee flinging it’s feces around the room.