Joe Montana – Zombie Vampire Superstar QB?

We know that Superbowl Joe is near God level, but I had no clue that he was this frightened of people taking his picture. Is this some sort of Nosferatu thing? Was he devoted to human brains and flesh before all this, and it was all kept silent by his publicist? Wow….whoever he/she is, they have skills of gold to spin this out of the public eye.

It only took a second to realize where he’d gone. Montana was behind me, bumping into me to get my attention. Startled, I turned to see a stone-faced Joe who looked at me with disdain before asking, “Do you have a fucking problem?” I politely shook my head, and said I didn’t know that I wasn’t allowed to take pictures of him.

I had no clue that Joe was like this. He always seemed more approachable and fun. I mean we’ve all seen his NFL commercials.

Topics: Joe Montana, NFL, Superbowl

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