Archive for February, 2008

Feb 21st 2008

Every NFL Fan’s Dream Comes True!

AUTHOR: | IN: 49ers | COMMENTS: None Yet

It’s finally happened! The rest of the league can now breathe easy, as the Roger G. (NFL commissioner extraordinaire) has decided to be a hard ass. Now I know this is slightly wishful thinking, and I have excessive free time on my hands since I’m unemployed. However, finding a newspaper headline generator through a search on Google makes for fun times. This is almost as good as discovering icanhascheezburger.com for all those funny lolcat pictures. Yes sir, I’m just an old softy for stupid funny shit. Right now I’m watching the end of the first season of Deadwood, so I [...]

Feb 19th 2008

Gays run Derek Smith out of San Francisco

AUTHOR: | IN: Breaking News, Draft, NFL, Video | COMMENTS: None Yet

Actually it would be more accurate to say that the 49ers think he’s been more of a Nancy linebacker than a Mike or a Ted. It’s clear that the 49ers can’t stand the weak performance he’s given them over the last 2 years. Sometimes you have to be clear and say “it’s not me it’s you”. Maybe they could have claimed he was cheating on them by secretly missing tackles, but then he could just say it was revenge for romancing with Patrick Willis.

Feb 9th 2008

A call for ignorant Pats fans to blog!

AUTHOR: | IN: NFL, Off Topic/Other | COMMENTS: 1 Comment

I posted this on Craigslist in Boston, and I’ll post any responses I receive from NE Patriot fans who wish to write.  No telling one way or another if it will be in English or Southie gutterspeak but we’ll all learn more together.  The text will be below the jump.

Feb 9th 2008

Video of a Crackwhore rejecting The Berminator!

AUTHOR: | IN: NFL, Video | COMMENTS: None Yet

Man, this guy really must have pissed off some interns (or at least some assistant producers)!  I almost wish I could deny the f*ck stick who runs Sports by Brooks any recognition (since he took off teh tig ol bitty girls from the site), but since I found them there I guess I’ll give him minor Kudos.  Currently, I’m blogging in Boston which means I’m dying to talk trash to Pats fans, but since we don’t have any Pats bloggers on Fansided I guess I’ll just scream at random homeless people. 

Feb 6th 2008

49ers End of the 2008 Season podcast recaps and Shaun Hill’s New Deal

AUTHOR: | IN: NFL | COMMENTS: None Yet

Do you like Podcasts? I do! Since I’m an audiophile, I spend entirely to much time listening to radio podcasts from shows I miss. As such, I like KNBR (AKA the Sports Leader), though I’m of the mindset that improvements could be made. Either way, here are some end of the season 49er podcasts. Also, as I hinted at in the headline, Shaun Hill just signed a 3 year contract worth a potential $11 million. Good for him. Time to give Alex Smith a kick in the butt. The always entertaining Steve Young gives his final interview of the year [...]

Feb 4th 2008

The Tyree Catch

AUTHOR: | IN: NFL, Video | COMMENTS: None Yet

Man I’m tired. It’s been a long 24 hours, but since I’m working this video of David Tyree’s fantastic catch is what you’re going to have to live with. UPDATE: I just came across this link of all the commercials from the Superbowl. I think that the Audi ad with the scene from the godfather in it was #1, and the salesforce.com ad making fun of Ling Ling the Panda bear (voiced to sound like this guy from South Park), was the #1 unintentionally funny ad. I wonder why we haven’t heard anything saying it’s racist against asians. If it [...]

Feb 3rd 2008

Pre-Superbowl μβ!

AUTHOR: | IN: NFL, Off Topic/Other, Video | COMMENTS: None Yet

I said I would post before the game (and it looks like I’ll even be doing a bit of live blogging from my Superbowl party in front of my 62″ hd TV), so here you have it. I mostly wanted to issue a plea to my fellow bloggers in the “blogosphere” to try to recruit more writers so Fansided can have representation for all NFL teams. It’s a bit disappointing that with the Superbowl just hours from kickoff, there are no Patriot writers to talk trash with. So please. If you know of anyone who might be qualified to write [...]

Feb 2nd 2008

Joe Montana – Zombie Vampire Superstar QB?

AUTHOR: | IN: NFL | COMMENTS: None Yet

We know that Superbowl Joe is near God level, but I had no clue that he was this frightened of people taking his picture. Is this some sort of Nosferatu thing? Was he devoted to human brains and flesh before all this, and it was all kept silent by his publicist? Wow….whoever he/she is, they have skills of gold to spin this out of the public eye. It only took a second to realize where he’d gone. Montana was behind me, bumping into me to get my attention. Startled, I turned to see a stone-faced Joe who looked at me [...]

Feb 2nd 2008

Finally! Realizing the 49ers aren’t to blame for the Patriots success

AUTHOR: | IN: Draft, NFL | COMMENTS: None Yet

I didn’t plan on posting today. I’ve been burned out this whole week because of the superbowl’s extra week off, and I’d planned on not typing a thing until at least the beginning of tomorrow’s game. I suppose it’s because of my burning disgust towards the NFL that I’ve been avoiding all football related content, but I couldn’t resist passing along a posting the good folks at therealests made, that goes into details as to why you shouldn’t blame the 49ers for the patriots getting the #7 pick in this upcoming draft. In short they detail the trades that ultimately [...]