Celebrating Texas Futility


Laugh at the Cowboys, and come celebrate the unifying force that is Cowboy hatred. It has more combined power than a LiveAid concert, the Death Star or the gravitational field of Wade Phillips & the Big Tuna. On a side note, doesn’t it seem weird how much Jerry Jones likes old fat men?

For your entertainment, here’s a 8 second breakdown of the 2007 season of the little whiny bitches from Dallas.

Follow up:
As the cowboys are going to be firing Wad Phillips soon (though I’m hoping Jerry Jones waits until around the draft to double fuck himself), I thought I’d show you what the market for prospective NFL head coaches looks like. It’s not pretty (though that shitbird Jason Garrett decided not to go coach the Bulletmore Ravens, and shake the cowboys down for more money), though I still throw up in my mouth thinking that Mike Nolan is still the 49ers head coach.

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