It’s always rough to find stuff to write about, when it’s playoff time and your team has been on vacation since September. That being said it’s always good when your arch rival loses a big game on the national stage to a team they should have blown out. Yes, I mean you Dallas fans. Everyone always complains that 49er fans are the whiners, calling us FortyWhiner fans, etc. It’s a shame to burst that theory bubble, but everyone knows Cowboy fans are the biggest whiners out there. If it’s not the Anti-Cowboy bias in the media, it’s ESPN not talking about them enough, and when ESPN does mention them, they always bash them, and blah blah fucking blah…
I swear Cowboy fans (and Raider fans too) are really starting to sound like the people who blame the Freemasons, Jews, and the illuminati for orchastrating the global plots against America.
“It’s those Jewish* Bankers at ESPN who are plotting a one world government devoted to keeping the Cowboy/Raider fan down!”
*Note: I’m a Jew so understand that this an attempt to show how pathetic Cowboy/Raider fan conspiracy theories are.
For fuck sake, the Cowboys were called America’s Team (even if that implied that Americans world wide were inbred hicks who gave us the JFK assasination and a shitty soap opera)! How can a team that is on National TV at least 3 times a year (2 MNF games, plus a Turkey day game), with 2 former stars as NFL broadcasters (A certain former UCLA QB whose name rhymes fake man & Jay Novacek), the T.O. spectacular, the Botoxadon (evil owner who loses fights to Mecha-Godzilla during the off season), etc. be considered slighted, hated on, or bashed in the media?
UPDATE: More schadenfreude! Jason Garrett has jumped ship from the Cowboys! Now they have no heir apparent to the throne, and will now have to suffer through Wade Phillips and his ineptitude until his eventual firing by Zombie Jones! How great is this? This almost guarantees a few seasons of epic failure while Zombie finds the next big thing. Oh and please please please please don’t hire Brian Billeck. Whatever you do, don’t throw him in the brier patch!