“With Leather” hates in studio help
While everyone else is analyzing punt returns and special teams I like the lighter side of things. That’s why I bring you the best of the best of the best of the best. It’s to bad we don’t…Read More
Ace Ventura the Pre-Superbowl MVP
UPDATE: I just wanted to extend a warm Ninernoise.com welcome to all Farkers checking this out! The NFL does everything right 50 weeks a year, but the 2 weeks before the Superbowl are possibly the worst…Read More
Free Agency
Here’s a quick list of potential free agents that might be 49ers might be targeting. There’s also a bonus of previous Senior Bowl MVP’s, which are actually a bit intriguing. Also I have…Read More
Around the blogs in 22 comments
I’m making it a point to post a comment on every blog on this network, so if you’re unprepared, suck it. My posts will be funny and/or insightful. If I can’t provide either of those…Read More
Senior Bowl..or is it Señor Bowl?
I’ll never remember how add that squiggly thing on top of an “N” so that I can pretend to comprendo español, but I can sure cut and paste all damn day. As for the Senior bowl (bowel?),…Read More
Sick and Twisted – The 49ers or this writer?
This writer has spent the past week fighting with every hack and cough to rid himself of this evil bug…Read More
You know who else was upset the Cowboys lost to the Giants?
This is waaaaaaaaay to funny not to post. Mild content warning because of language, but if your boss…Read More
NFC Championship Game
I’m really excited about this game, and not because the 2 teams I picked to go are going. I actually…Read More
Celebrating Texas Futility
Laugh at the Cowboys, and come celebrate the unifying force that is Cowboy hatred. It has more combined…Read More
Niners to LA Poll
I wanted to let everyone know that I’ve put up a niner move to LA poll on the sidebar of ninernoise, so vote to damn the lousy LA fans the Yorks. I still say we should be allowed to keep Patrick…Read More
More fuel for the fire
It’s always rough to find stuff to write about, when it’s playoff time and your team has been on vacation since September. That being said it’s always good when your arch rival loses…Read More
Drained from playoff football
Normally, I would be bubbling with enthusiasm for winning 3 out of the 4 games I bet on this weekend, but it seems that the NFL isn’t content unless I am physically and emotionally drained at the…Read More
Let the 49ers move to L.A.
It pains me deeply to say this, but if the York family can’t get their act together on a new stadium locally, they will most likely move the franchise to Los Angeles. The NFL has obviously wanted…Read More
Patrick Willis defeats Chuck Norris
It has been said that Barry Bonds once hit a homerun and the ball never landed. This is not true. The story has been confused with that of the time that Patrick Willis once hit a running back, who never…Read More
Condemnation of Martz Madness
I’m not the one who is condemning him. Lord knows anyone who watched the 49ers in the Nolan era is begging for an offensive coordinator who can put points on the board, but for some reason most…Read More
It’s Martz Madness!
It’s late and I should be sleeping but I had to push out a quick post about getting on the big board. I wish I had a prepared speech or something but hey improve is a good thing right? None of…Read More
The Greatest Show on Turf is coming to Candlestick
So apparently Mike Martz was a candidate for the 49ers OC position after all. I think this is a great move for the franchise (and the offense as a whole), but also says volumes about New GM Scot McCloughan’s…Read More
Shaun Hill’s agent thinks like a real estate agent
I just read a post that Matt Maiocco wrote in his blog stating that Paraag Marathe will be delivering a multi year proposal (hopefully containing guaranteed money) to Shaun Hill’s agent. I suppose…Read More
Scooping the 49ers website and other blogs without receiving credit
Yesterday I broke the story of Vernon Davis being the talking head for WaMu and delivering a paltry check for 12K and another 1K from his pocket change. Today I get to read about it on another site. …Read More


