Archive for January, 2008

While everyone else is analyzing punt returns and special teams I like the lighter side of things. That’s why I bring you the best of the best of the best of the best. It’s to bad we don’t have the Berminator predicting that it’s going to be the 49ers vs. Bills in the Superbowl (for the 17th straight year). Oh well..C’est La Vie It’s to bad that Deadspin doesn’t include a trackback link or even embedding code for the version on their site, so I could give them real credit for this. That Will Leetch guy gets everything first.

UPDATE: I just wanted to extend a warm Ninernoise.com welcome to all Farkers checking this out! The NFL does everything right 50 weeks a year, but the 2 weeks before the Superbowl are possibly the worst 14 days possible. There’s nothing of any substance to talk about and worst of all every minor story line is magnified by 300 billion because of the amount of extra press that show up. It’s all about the non sports media that get ordered to come out and fluff out 1000 word articles about this that or the other. In honor of unimportant non [...]

Here’s a quick list of potential free agents that might be 49ers might be targeting. There’s also a bonus of previous Senior Bowl MVP’s, which are actually a bit intriguing. Also I have a spot of video for some SEC talent that are going to be in the game.

I’m making it a point to post a comment on every blog on this network, so if you’re unprepared, suck it. My posts will be funny and/or insightful. If I can’t provide either of those I guess I’ll just have to be an asshole or a pest. No matter how it plays out, I can’t lose. In honor of this dead week prior to the Superbowl, here’s a blast from the past. The 1983 NY Giants doing a Pepsi commercial!

I’ll never remember how add that squiggly thing on top of an “N” so that I can pretend to comprendo español, but I can sure cut and paste all damn day. As for the Senior bowl (bowel?), can anyone think of a time when their team’s coaching staff had large amounts of unmolested access to young men running around in tight pants doing whatever was asked of them at all hours of the day? Some call this a “glorified combine” or a “job interview”. I say it’s just preparing Colt Brennan for his second career as a glorified fluffer on [...]

This writer has spent the past week fighting with every hack and cough to rid himself of this evil bug that is the 2 weeks before the Superbowl. Now some might blame this lengthy time between football games as the reason for illness to invade and prevent heavy doses of blogging. I for one hate this layoff and I blame it for me hanging at death’s door.

I’m sick so it’s back to bed after this.

This is waaaaaaaaay to funny not to post. Mild content warning because of language, but if your boss hates the Cowboys, he’ll let you play it for everyone. It’s that much of an office motivator for a Friday. I found this on HotAir, which is run by a huge Cowboy fan. Maybe there’s hope for them yet.

I’m really excited about this game, and not because the 2 teams I picked to go are going. I actually think this could be a good game, up until Favre adjusts things so no NY Giant blitzes will effect him. Those quick slants that Favre has been throwing his whole career are what will ultimately kill the Giants. They don’t have the coverage guys to stop those passes.

Laugh at the Cowboys, and come celebrate the unifying force that is Cowboy hatred. It has more combined power than a LiveAid concert, the Death Star or the gravitational field of Wade Phillips & the Big Tuna. On a side note, doesn’t it seem weird how much Jerry Jones likes old fat men?